My Middle Eastern Love Affair <3.

He was Saudi Arabian and went by the name of "ALI".
Then he got creepy and was a bad kisser, so I ditched him.
HA.
At least he was hot and bought me drinks...

Newayz, Amy did this really cool quiz about me:

SUBJECT: Quiz About Jade.
1. Why do you love her?
Because she's a mad bitch.

2. List some fun things you have done together:
- Going to Red Rooster at lunchtime, then driving up Brisbane
Street yelling, "​Fuuccckkkkkkk"​ because we were losing the race
back to school.
- Driving to Newcastle, singing, "All the single ladies, all the single ladies" and
having truck drivers look at us.
- Jade going through McDonald's Drive-Thru, finishing her order with "Thanks babe. You're hot."
- Our lame, lame, lammmmeeeeee, attempt at camping.
- Falling asleep on the beach and getting sunburnt. LOL@US.
- Sleeping in her car.
- Laughing while our tent fell over.
- Watching LA Ink <3
- Skipping Society and Culture.
- Laughing at Greenie in SC.
- Listening and singing to JT in SC.
- Jadie singing Human Nature to me.

3. Have you seen her cry?
Ah, yes. I hugged her. She was allll better then.

4. Have you ever kissed her?
Sexually? No. But it's a fantasy of mine.
Haha.

5. What's her middle name?
Vanessa.

6. Where is she now?
At Uni.
In Newcastle.
Away from me.
Mole.

7. Is she a bad influence on you?
Are you kidding? Yes, I smoke more than I have
smoked in my life when she's around.
"Okay, welllll, we've just finished that packet, let's start
another!"

8. Have you ever gotten drunk with her?
Hahaha. YESS! There are pictures of our exciting drunken night
together. We walked to the Golden Guitar and the old gym that closed down.
We also took a photo of a giant "For Lease" sign.
"So, where does Georgia live? Fucker..."

9. Has she ever done anything nice for you?
Oh gosh, yes! She writes me dirty poems and reads them to me.
She's always there when I need her. Sexually and emotionally.

10. Do you miss her?
More than anything =[
I dream about her marrying Jack Johnson
when she's not around.
I wish she'd come back to me.


I LOVE YOU.

~
And that's why I love that girl.
Almost as much as I love revenge :)
Which will hopefully be turning up at my door in a few hours with any luck :)
;) ;) ;)