My Towel Smells Like Boys.

Because boys have been using my towel :)

LOLCANOE.

Went back to Ali I guess that was a bad move... but in sooo many good ways :)

Vegetarian.

I am now a vegetarian purely because my college family have bets on how long I will last. Also I smelt some really off chicken yesterday and that has also turned me off... quite a lot.

Also I make really nice potatoes... mmm yummy.

I should also ask that you disregard my last blog post for these reasons:
1) He can't even spell properly.
2) He takes selfies of himself saying "I'm tryin 2 be angry but i just look stonedd"
3) One of my closest friends HAD to comment on it and say "No you don't" hence she is reinforcing his lameness.
4) A relation of his *cough brother cough cough* is like wayyy hotter.
5) He paints all his fingernails black.. who does that???
6) I don't really know what I saw in him after all this moving to Newie bit... way on top of that!

Anyways I'll give a vegetarian update soon, if anyone has any nice recipes let me know!
xxx.

Dream Satisfaction.

I dreamt I made you cry last night.

Somehow, that was all the revenge I needed. No more plans to try and run into you, no more plans to try and foil you. We shall naturally cross paths one day and I will notice you, heck I may even say hi to you.

These songs remind me of you so much and how happy I felt:
"All of Me" - Angus and Julia Stone.
"Babylon" - Angus and Julia Stone.
"Love Song For No one" - John Mayer.
"Neon" - John Mayer.
"Banana Pancakes" - Jack Johnson.
"Angel" - Jack Johnson.
"Taylor" - Jack Johnson.
"Your Guardian Angel" - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
"Arizona" - Kings of Leon

Laying in bed listening to a combination of this music and the rain softly tapping the glass. I draw open the curtain and watch the gigantic eucalypt swaying in front of the red night. The only sign of life is the kitchen lights left on in H block and the subtle gleam reflecting from my very own window from the laptop screen. I pull up Trigg's myspace and see a comment from you on there. Surely it must be some sort of sign that the past is slowly drifting away and the fizzling is piecing itself back together.

However I've done some horrible things. I've broken a promise to you, not intentionally but I have and I can't have helped but really like it. I apologise in advance and say I'm sorry if you ever find out.

I'm still sorry even if you don't.

Change in Attitude.

He's always buzzing just like neon, neon.
I don't want him to stop this train.
His belief is my beautiful armour.
His body is a wonderland.
I hope he's free fallin'.
He should take out all his so called problems and put em in quotations.. and say what he needs to say.
I want to burn up in his atmosphere.
We all kept waiting on the world to change in 1983 but we weren't born so he's going to put it back to you.

Ahhhhh I love John Mayer...

I went to the doctor for two hours today... I have an ear infection.
Nick is so sweet he offered to drive me all the way into the late night chemist just do I could go get ear drops. He is the bestest friend evah and I love him like a million!

My Middle Eastern Love Affair <3.

He was Saudi Arabian and went by the name of "ALI".
Then he got creepy and was a bad kisser, so I ditched him.
HA.
At least he was hot and bought me drinks...

Newayz, Amy did this really cool quiz about me:

SUBJECT: Quiz About Jade.
1. Why do you love her?
Because she's a mad bitch.

2. List some fun things you have done together:
- Going to Red Rooster at lunchtime, then driving up Brisbane
Street yelling, "​Fuuccckkkkkkk"​ because we were losing the race
back to school.
- Driving to Newcastle, singing, "All the single ladies, all the single ladies" and
having truck drivers look at us.
- Jade going through McDonald's Drive-Thru, finishing her order with "Thanks babe. You're hot."
- Our lame, lame, lammmmeeeeee, attempt at camping.
- Falling asleep on the beach and getting sunburnt. LOL@US.
- Sleeping in her car.
- Laughing while our tent fell over.
- Watching LA Ink <3
- Skipping Society and Culture.
- Laughing at Greenie in SC.
- Listening and singing to JT in SC.
- Jadie singing Human Nature to me.

3. Have you seen her cry?
Ah, yes. I hugged her. She was allll better then.

4. Have you ever kissed her?
Sexually? No. But it's a fantasy of mine.
Haha.

5. What's her middle name?
Vanessa.

6. Where is she now?
At Uni.
In Newcastle.
Away from me.
Mole.

7. Is she a bad influence on you?
Are you kidding? Yes, I smoke more than I have
smoked in my life when she's around.
"Okay, welllll, we've just finished that packet, let's start
another!"

8. Have you ever gotten drunk with her?
Hahaha. YESS! There are pictures of our exciting drunken night
together. We walked to the Golden Guitar and the old gym that closed down.
We also took a photo of a giant "For Lease" sign.
"So, where does Georgia live? Fucker..."

9. Has she ever done anything nice for you?
Oh gosh, yes! She writes me dirty poems and reads them to me.
She's always there when I need her. Sexually and emotionally.

10. Do you miss her?
More than anything =[
I dream about her marrying Jack Johnson
when she's not around.
I wish she'd come back to me.


I LOVE YOU.

~
And that's why I love that girl.
Almost as much as I love revenge :)
Which will hopefully be turning up at my door in a few hours with any luck :)
;) ;) ;)

You will know the difference when I touch you.

What?

You will...

The utterless angst of Jack Johnson.

Dear Jack,

I wanted to go and see you but all the fur-reaking tickets are sold out. I am not happy, and wish for you to come and give me a private show. I'll give you my hermit crabs as a gift if you do.

*sighs*

In other news I got SO LOST coming home from Warners Bay today it was quite funny, although the trip was nice and scenic? Yes.. the trip was definately nice and scenic.... flirtacious and scenic.... HOT and scenic. Ok I give up, basically I went and saw someone really cool today and he is nice :).

I feel obliged to talk about my lack of feelings about going to "try" and see him tomorrow. I really don't know what to expect. It's like I miss him, but then I think of all the awkward memories and browse through myspace pictures and think that it just wasn't for me. And it's taken me all this time to realise that it really wasn't and I shouldn't have been so wanting in the first place. The time ticks on and the memories fade, he fades. And others have popped up suddenly gone in a tick, but he has still remained. But I know now that this vision is just something that I wish I still had, but immediately when I have it I don't want it. That's when I realised that I have to let go, loosen the seconds metaphorically, for time still has the ultimatum. 

Besides I think I've found someone else? :). I think he is more for me, more MATURE for me :).

Irritatingly Obvious?

Ok so maybe I'm intentionally going "grocery shopping" at 9am on a Saturday morn at Glendale (wayyy out of my wayyy) for just the slight chance that he may be working, just so he knows I'm here if he doesn't already... is that bad?

Nah.

Anyways I had art today at uni and it was the best thing I've done in a LONNNNNNG time. I was SO GOOD at it I thought I better upload pictures I took of them. YES I DREW THEM WITH ONLY STICKS I FOUND FROM THE GROUND SO EAT SHIT MRS READING. Mrs Reading was my Year 8 art teacher who told me I would be no good. Yeah well I'm fucking good. You're just an art teacher, that has no clarification in my books at least I can be multi skilled and do all sorts of subjects, even if only Primary School level. Sod it. Mole. 

WANKWIT.

I love that name.

Yeah I fur-reaking rock at painting stuff! With sticks! From the ground!

EAT IT!

I Don't Need No Education

Something really dirty/cute/funny happened last night. Nick cooked me like a well-a fine Indian meal (as he would) and I said "Nick, you have been looking after me rather well today, I feel I owe you a service." and Nick giggled and then I said "Sexual services only on weekends mate."

LOLS. Dirty minded boy. But still cute nonetheless.

And so I went to do some grocery shopping at Jezzo to the mezzo today. Got fur-reaking caught in the rain RIGHT after a dust storm. Dust storm + massive rain + Jade + groceries to get to the car and home = Jadie, the not-so-happy elf. I got caught in the rain but didn't get no pina colada betch.

I full think University is confusing, anybody wishing to be my university slave which entitles going to my classes, completing my assignments, doing my washing and such can apply through this page or call me on 04-SLAVESLUT.

That be all, tune is for the next blog (probably occurring tomorrow) about my heart throbity throb throbbing and my head not knowing etc.

We steal things, we cry and we hate.

Dear fellow bloggers,

I feel intimacy yet I'm not emotional person. I still miss him.

My life revolves around Evatt House and the University of Newcastle at this present stage. But my life revolved around him before I moved here. 

My life will continually keep revolving around my friends and my family, and my new family: D Block 1st. 

Some of my heros include people who are different but never stand out, people who dare to be different and people who dare break out of social norms.

The tightness of this leather rope is loosening and I am feeling more inclined to talk to you, to arrange contact with you, to feel you. This gives me the security of knowing I can link to you. But alas... you are still an immature twatter.

So if I steal possessions of hate is that a crime? Or just a crying shame?